Son of Gundy

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Secret Identity of SonofGundy!

Not to detract from the important business of the week (ONE DAY FIVE HOURS AND THIRTY SIX MINUTES AND COUNTING...), but since Kellen has made repeated requests that we curtail the anonymity of SonofGundy (yes Gundy, I purposefully put a picture of you next to this statement just to perpetuate, ever so briefly, the association of your name with SonofGundy), and since a picture is proverbially worth a thousand words, I present the following photographs for your scrutiny:



Item Number One:
This image requires that you recall the first picture of Gundy on this blog. You will note this picture is from the very same canoe trip on the very same river, yet this time, the picture has not cropped everything else out but the head of Gundy. Please note the other individual in the picture as evidence of the existance of someone other than Gundy being able to post pictures of Gundy in a canoe with those particular sunglasses on this blog. I submit that this other person is none other than SonofGundy (me), and is not Kellen (although I do my best to be like him). Truthfully, how could/why would anyone else post these pictures?


Item Number Two:
Furthermore, as Gundy mentioned, and as this site boldly proclaims, it is we "faithful posterity" that assume the full weight of responsibility for maintaining this blog. This picture was taken of Gundy and SonofGundy (me) the week SonofGundy returned from his mission. Note the missionary haircut, suit, tie, and FJM pin on the suit lapel. Note Gundy with the aforementioned person, who was also in the previously presented photograph in the canoe. Thus Gundy is linked to a picture of his mission son, both persons being collectively linked to the first picture of Gundy on this website by the previous photograph, fully establishing the more-than-possibility that it is, indeed, the posterity of Gundy, and not Kellen himself, who has created this blog.

Now, how many loopholes did I leave open to anonymous posters?

Have I done you proud Pa?

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